REMARKABLE chap this John Sentamu, Archbishop of York.

NO wonder the criminals are laughing at us.

HALLELUJAH with jolly great big knobs on. At last politicians have seen sense and delivered one in the eye for the barmy politically correct brigade.

USAIN Bolt might think his 9.58 seconds for the 100 metres is a world record of some substance.

SEVEN-year-old Poppy practises pole dancing and wants a boob job when she is old enough.

HINDSIGHT mixed with ignorance is a dangerous blend.

ANOTHER dismal procession of political dross is set to take its place in the House of Lords.

REMEMBER those halcyon dustbin days, do you? If you are of a reasonably mature vintage you can probably just about recall a time when a couple of cheerful chaps would come up your drive to collect your bin. “Anything else need taking away, Mrs. B?” one of them invariably inquired of my mother as she watched them carrying out their job from the kitchen window.

ONCE upon a time I had a glamorous blonde girlfriend, but only briefly.

LOOK, I’ll admit to a spot of previous when it comes to religious fervour in the family.